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Chodeman 

A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.

This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.

Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.

This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
You suck Chodeman!

Eat it Chodeman!

...CHODEMAN!

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
Chodeman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
Words you can keep

Chodeman 

A man or woman who dresses like a road man and acts like a chav or is a mix of the both
You know Rhys he is a scummy little Chodeman
Chodeman by ChodeMan Faggot June 28, 2017

Chodeman 

A guy with a chode. Essentially the same thing as a chodemeister just less creative and easier to say.
Montrell: You're gay.
Wyatt: Shut up chodeman at least I don't have a chode.
Chodeman by DrmoTroniczZ June 9, 2015

Chodeman 

Very confident male, that thinks he has a big d**k. Tries to do or get what he wants with females, but just over compensates because of his tiny penis. Angry man with short penis.
"Man, you see Zack over there getting mad grabbing his stuff talking to that female"
"Told that fool he's a Chodeman and calm down"

"Haha I know that's right"
"Like that girl Mandie said, To my surprise and with that attitude, he's a Chodeman! Big attitude, little...."
Chodeman by Sneaker101 April 3, 2017

Bloagan The Chodegan 

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.
Haha look at Bloagan the Chodegan
Bloagan The Chodegan by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch
bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle
chodemongle by chode god April 13, 2022

chode-man 

a person hoo is fatter thn they are tall
"hey besco yooh are a chode-man"
chode-man by jack mcculloch May 26, 2008
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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