by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020
Something that happens to you if you're an asshole in a group chat. Also, this is what the public schools do to any page that is not educational.
Kid #1: Oh, did you see what the schools did to Urban Dictionary?
Kid #2: Yeah, they blocked it. So sad...
Kid #2: Yeah, they blocked it. So sad...
by Turdmeister69 March 02, 2020
Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.
by Turdmeister69 March 01, 2020
A tool for maintaining good oral hygiene. Also, 9-year-olds still obsessed with Fortnite have used it to get on their parents nerves when asked to perform the everyday dental procedure.
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020
Something that 1 and a half-year-olds say every day, but no one is smart enough to document them or assign meaning.
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020
A redheaded weeb in California obsessed with hentai and has a way with always choosing gay girls as crushes.
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020
Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!
Steve: Beard!
Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!
Steve: Itchy Beard!!!
Beard, Itchy Beard!
Steve: Beard!
Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!
Steve: Itchy Beard!!!
Beard, Itchy Beard!
by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020