Bitch Patrol. She thinks she's the best, and constantly bosses everyone around.
Oh look, here comes Natalie White. Hide from Bitch Patrol
A tool for maintaining good oral hygiene. Also, 9-year-olds still obsessed with Fortnite have used it to get on their parents nerves when asked to perform the everyday dental procedure.
Wow, that kid was actually flossing his teeth? They mostly floss their freaking legs nowadays.
A redheaded weeb in California obsessed with hentai and has a way with always choosing gay girls as crushes.
Bro, that kid is a total Sewer
Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.
Haha! Water Reversers are really becoming a trend in Brazil
Buy a
Water Reverser
mug!
A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.
A Hogan Man-Dildo?
Yeah...
Buy a
Hogan Man-Dildo
mug!
She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:
"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"
-The Message Lady
Man, the Message Lady sure is great.
Isn't she, though?
