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Bitch Patrol. She thinks she's the best, and constantly bosses everyone around.
Oh look, here comes Natalie White. Hide from Bitch Patrol
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

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Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.
Haha! Water Reversers are really becoming a trend in Brazil
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

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That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.
Haha look at Bloagan the Chodegan
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

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A redheaded weeb in California obsessed with hentai and has a way with always choosing gay girls as crushes.
Bro, that kid is a total Sewer
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

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A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020

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She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady
Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020

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Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.
Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!
by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020

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