A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020

Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

A redheaded weeb in California obsessed with hentai and has a way with always choosing gay girls as crushes.
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

A demon. There's no other way of putting it. Her favorite saying is "NO FUN ALLOWED!" and she doesn't seem to be human. No sense of humor, and - actually, I think she's an enderman. She just appears behind you.
by Turdmeister69 March 15, 2020

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:
"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"
-The Message Lady
"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"
-The Message Lady
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020

Something that 1 and a half-year-olds say every day, but no one is smart enough to document them or assign meaning.
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020

Something that happens to you if you're an asshole in a group chat. Also, this is what the public schools do to any page that is not educational.
Kid #1: Oh, did you see what the schools did to Urban Dictionary?
Kid #2: Yeah, they blocked it. So sad...
Kid #2: Yeah, they blocked it. So sad...
by Turdmeister69 March 01, 2020
