Turdmeister69's definitions

Bloagan The Chodegan

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.

Haha look at Bloagan the Chodegan

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

Natalie White

Bitch Patrol. She thinks she's the best, and constantly bosses everyone around.

Oh look, here comes Natalie White. Hide from Bitch Patrol

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

Message Lady

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady

Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

Water Reverser

Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.

Haha! Water Reversers are really becoming a trend in Brazil

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

Sewer

A redheaded weeb in California obsessed with hentai and has a way with always choosing gay girls as crushes.

Bro, that kid is a total Sewer

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

New Word

Something that 1 and a half-year-olds say every day, but no one is smart enough to document them or assign meaning.

Wow, did Billy just say a New Word?

Yeah, it sounded like, "gibpherligh"

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

Blocked

Something that happens to you if you're an asshole in a group chat. Also, this is what the public schools do to any page that is not educational.

Kid #1: Oh, did you see what the schools did to Urban Dictionary?

Kid #2: Yeah, they blocked it. So sad...

by Turdmeister69 March 1, 2020