11 definitions by Turdmeister69

A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.

Something that happens to you if you're an asshole in a group chat. Also, this is what the public schools do to any page that is not educational.

A redheaded weeb in California obsessed with hentai and has a way with always choosing gay girls as crushes.

A tool for maintaining good oral hygiene. Also, 9-year-olds still obsessed with Fortnite have used it to get on their parents nerves when asked to perform the everyday dental procedure.

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady