Turdmeister69's definitions

Message Lady

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady

Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

Natalie White

Bitch Patrol. She thinks she's the best, and constantly bosses everyone around.

Oh look, here comes Natalie White. Hide from Bitch Patrol

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

Beard, Itchy Beard

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!

by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020

Hogan Man-Dildo

A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.

Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

Bloagan The Chodegan

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.

Haha look at Bloagan the Chodegan

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

Mrs. Spiders

A demon. There's no other way of putting it. Her favorite saying is "NO FUN ALLOWED!" and she doesn't seem to be human. No sense of humor, and - actually, I think she's an enderman. She just appears behind you.

AAHHH! It's Mrs. Spiders!!!

by Turdmeister69 March 15, 2020

Sewer

A redheaded weeb in California obsessed with hentai and has a way with always choosing gay girls as crushes.

Bro, that kid is a total Sewer

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020