11 definitions by Turdmeister69

1
A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020
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Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.
Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!
by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020
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Something that happens to you if you're an asshole in a group chat. Also, this is what the public schools do to any page that is not educational.
Kid #1: Oh, did you see what the schools did to Urban Dictionary?

Kid #2: Yeah, they blocked it. So sad...
by Turdmeister69 March 01, 2020
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A redheaded weeb in California obsessed with hentai and has a way with always choosing gay girls as crushes.
Bro, that kid is a total Sewer
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020
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A tool for maintaining good oral hygiene. Also, 9-year-olds still obsessed with Fortnite have used it to get on their parents nerves when asked to perform the everyday dental procedure.
Wow, that kid was actually flossing his teeth? They mostly floss their freaking legs nowadays.
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020
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She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady
Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?
by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020
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