CHODGE 

His personality can only be defined by how "CHODGE" like he is. He is not only good at gaming but also at any position in sports involving a big man. He is also known as "BRUTUS or BRUT". He is known wide by all for his great talent in bed.

last night with ghaddy wasnt even close to as good as CHODGE.

CHODGE by CHODGYBONES June 9, 2011

Chode body 

A short fat person

1: dude have you seen that obese midget

2: total chode body

Chode body by Chode body May 22, 2015

Chode Britches 

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."

Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

Chode Britches by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011

chodehump 

Humping a short fat dick

Taylor is a chodehump because he humps short fat dicks

chodehump by D-Slong April 1, 2015

commode chode 

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

commode chode by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

Chode Check 

To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.

Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution

an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel

Christian : Haha fucking loser

Chode Check by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020

Da Vinci Chode 

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.

"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

Da Vinci Chode by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011