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Chocolate Vanilla Swirl 

Chocalate Vanilla swirl occurs during the act of oral sex. A women first takes the mans seed within her mouth, and then promptly poors chocolate syrup into her mouth. Rinses, Rinses, Rinses, and spits into a small cup and your Chocolate Vanilla Swirl is ready to serve! Sprinkles and other assorted candies can be added to this delicious dish.
John: Jillian drank 5 of my Chocolate Vanilla Swirls last night!
Roberto: That's just fucked up...
Chocolate Vanilla Swirl by Trizzon January 7, 2011

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl 

Chocolate vanilla swirl 

A white bitch 69’ing a black guy and rolling off the bed
“Remember Sara, yeah she just got caught giving Harold a chocolate vanilla swirl”

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl 

The act of ejaculating on someone's face, then taking a dump on their face, and finally licking it clean
Hey, i heard that John had a Chocolate Vanilla Swirl last night with his girlfriend.

Chocolate vanilla swirl 

The act of jacking off into a toilet bowl, then before flushing deciding to take a shit to conserve water.
X: Man I just made the biggest chocolate vanilla swirl of my life
Y: Gross man, really Gross

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl 

When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them
“Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl”
“Nice!”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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