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Chocolate-Vanilla Swirl 

A condition that occurs during anal sex in which post-ejaculation, the male seed mixes with fecal matter, producing a sticky, salty purée. See chocolate cum smoothie, three musketeers surprise, or anal fondue.
My partner and I love splitting a chocolate-vanilla swirl after a nice Mexican dinner.
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Chocolate Vanilla Swirl 

Chocalate Vanilla swirl occurs during the act of oral sex. A women first takes the mans seed within her mouth, and then promptly poors chocolate syrup into her mouth. Rinses, Rinses, Rinses, and spits into a small cup and your Chocolate Vanilla Swirl is ready to serve! Sprinkles and other assorted candies can be added to this delicious dish.
John: Jillian drank 5 of my Chocolate Vanilla Swirls last night!
Roberto: That's just fucked up...
Chocolate Vanilla Swirl by Trizzon January 7, 2011

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl 

Chocolate vanilla swirl 

A white bitch 69’ing a black guy and rolling off the bed
“Remember Sara, yeah she just got caught giving Harold a chocolate vanilla swirl”

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl 

The act of ejaculating on someone's face, then taking a dump on their face, and finally licking it clean
Hey, i heard that John had a Chocolate Vanilla Swirl last night with his girlfriend.

Chocolate vanilla swirl 

The act of jacking off into a toilet bowl, then before flushing deciding to take a shit to conserve water.
X: Man I just made the biggest chocolate vanilla swirl of my life
Y: Gross man, really Gross

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl 

When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them
“Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl
Nice!”
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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