chosofuck

The owner of this page: literally one of the funniest mfs you will ever meet.
HUGE choso stan

chosofuck stans: "PLS FJSJFJS DID YOU SEE CHOSOFUCK'S POST I DIED OML"
unseasoned mf: "who?"
chosofuck stans: "this is why you aren't swag smh"

by nagitokomaedaonthenintendods_ March 12, 2021

chosofuck

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by tojisdrip March 12, 2021

CrossFucked

That moment when you realize you should have scaled a CrossFit WOD because it's days later and you still can't walk down a flight of stairs or participate fully in activities of daily living.

I can't go to the bathroom without using the towel rack to pull myself up. I CrossFucked myself.

by xfitnutty September 1, 2012

cocofuck

When someone gets hot coconut juice and pours it into a woman's vagina, boobs, lovesack, and mouth while making love, causing the woman not to know which is ccnut juice and which is the male's ejaculation. This is best done when the female is blindfolded.

"Last night was so crazy dude... Carly and I fucked eachother's brains out," Bob said.
"Seriously?" asked Philip dumbfounded.
"Yeah we cocofucked and everything," Bob admitted smiling.
"But she's my girlfriend..." cried Philip.

by TruthaboutMe January 25, 2010

chronofucked

when your perception of time is warped for some reason and you don't quite know why the time of day or the day of the week doesn't feel right

Natalie thought it was Wednesday, but it was really Thursday. She obviously got chronofucked.

by Überschwanz May 6, 2007

Cocofuckin'nuts

Expression of Disbelief,Disgust.Insane.

Cocofuckin'nuts! Did you see that Flying Saucer? Wrecked the car again? Well,Cocofuckin'nuts.That noise is going to drive me Cocofuckin'nuts!

by Waboa February 13, 2009

Crossfuck

When you are having sex with three or more people and your penis goes into an unexpected vagina or butthole.

While doing sarah I accidentally crossfucked Julie.

by Long Boehner September 10, 2010