Chobham 

A chobham is an exceptionally great and amazing human being, it was originally created by a 11 year old girl named Aanya

kolleri for best friend Samyukta chitturi as motivation to cope with stress in the year of 2021

Guy 1: bro I’m so stressed, exams are overwhelming and I can’t handle it anymore

Guy 2: chobham come on, you’ve got this

Guy 1: thank you chobham!

Chobham by Hyalinebugheater069 April 8, 2023

Chobham Academy 

Chobham, a school with some bald ass teacher called Micheal Whitworth who needs to go suck his mum. Most girls in this skl are dead tings and barely any can whine. But the gyals that can whine can whine goood.

What school do you go to?
Chobham Academy

Klm

Chobham Academy by Black destroya 🤣 December 24, 2018

Chobham Academy 

This school is in the deadest area where sainsburys r the y8’s victims. The head teacher looks like mega minds cousin. Mr brereton is art teacher who thinks students r more then friends. Also one of the behaviour teachers has a hairline that goes back to the ice age.

Do u go chobham academy ? Na dats neeky

Chobham Academy by MR tems hairline December 31, 2018

CHOBHAM ACADEMY 

This skl is full of big headed pricks. Mrwhitworth is a bald headed peanut who thinks everyone's from birdbox cuz all he says is "OI YOU GIRL/BOY COME HERE NOW" And thinks he's some next big man but he ain't. Mrs Avram is a foreign shithead who streches things Longer than Mr Duz's Receding Hairline. Al Mr Brereton is A lanky Pedo and Everyone is fucking butters

What (skl do you go)to
Chobham academy

CHOBHAM ACADEMY by YourMumsLeng March 9, 2019

Chobham academy 

HARDEST SCHOOL IN NEWHAM DRILLED THE FUCK OUT OF BOBBY MOORE HAD THEIR BOY JUDE RUNNING headteacher is a white privileged cunt who acts like a little fanny also have mr brereton who is a lanky fuck who thinks he is a road man even though he looks like a giraffe giving birth to a monkey while they are both on LSD crack and mango kush

Yo u know chobham academy//YH THEYRE HARDDDDDD FAM MR WHITWORTH IS BSIDE THOUGH

Chobham academy by Mohammed Ali’s crusty mum 💀 January 1, 2019

Cobham 

A rather posh place in surrey.

Woman A: did you hear about the murder?!
Woman B: erh, not in Cobham my love!

Cobham by maxehh December 12, 2010

cobhamsexual

A person that who is obsessed with Chelsea academy players no matter how good or bad they perform.

Person 1: "Mason Mount was brilliant yesterday."
Person 2: "How could you say that Chelsea lost and Mount didn't register any G/A."
Person 3: "Don't worry about him he is a cobhamsexual."

cobhamsexual by Birrle October 26, 2022