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“Klm” is another way of writingCalm” which means like fine or okay.
Person 1: Wassup G what you’ve been up to
Person 2: Nm I’ve just been out

Person 1: Klm
by I’m really cool November 12, 2019
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Crystal: Yhhhh init but like fr tho i’m sorry for today.
Caitlin: Dw bout it babe it’s klm.
by dont@mefam March 08, 2019
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1. Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij N.V. (Royal Dutch Airlines), the flag carrier airline for the netherlands
2. the release of malodorous flatulence inside the passenger cabin of an airplane. The confined space, pressurized cabin, and necessity of remaining seated with ones seatbelt fastened forces victims of the KLM to be subjected to stanky ass stank without any means of retreat. Analogous to the dutch oven, but specifically tailored to the airborne environment.
When I sat next to my wife on our family trip, i blasted a KLM she had to suffer through my fart gas and remain seated until the captain turned off the fasten seatbelt sign.
by vampirekilla February 24, 2015
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Abbreviation for the tumblr blog "komaedalovemail"
Which KLM mod posted this?
by Mimhed September 06, 2017
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