Cobham

A rather posh place in surrey.

Woman A: did you hear about the murder?!
Woman B: erh, not in Cobham my love!

by maxehh December 12, 2010

Cobham Intermediate

Cobham Intermediate is the vaping intermediate of the south of new zealand, It is filled with basic white girls who carry vapes anywhere they go. They are more about the stream then education.

Girl: Wanna go vape in the Cobham Intermediate School toilets?
Other Girl: I will bring My Ultra Neon Minecraft Vape

by realreasonsindia May 19, 2025

victor cobham

Victor cobham is used to refer to someone who doesn’t go to school anymore and plays rust all of the time

Why hasn’t Cory been coming to school?
Oh he’s just “Victor Cobham”

by Victor Cobham May 11, 2023

Cosham

A utopian, celestial metropolis of a city whose location is estimated at the South of England by geography scholars. Cosham is home to the undisputed greatest Pizza Hut of all time. Legend has it Cosham is a magical place where nothing bad can possibly ever happen to you.

*mates are ribbing one other mate to the point where the other mate gets pissed off and upset*

Other mate: "For fuck's sake! I'm going to Cosham!"

by ghettoman95 March 20, 2012

Chobham Academy

Chobham, a school with some bald ass teacher called Micheal Whitworth who needs to go suck his mum. Most girls in this skl are dead tings and barely any can whine. But the gyals that can whine can whine goood.

What school do you go to?
Chobham Academy

Klm

by Black destroya 🤣 December 24, 2018

Chobham Academy

This school is in the deadest area where sainsburys r the y8’s victims. The head teacher looks like mega minds cousin. Mr brereton is art teacher who thinks students r more then friends. Also one of the behaviour teachers has a hairline that goes back to the ice age.

Do u go chobham academy ? Na dats neeky

by MR tems hairline December 31, 2018

Cotham

A unit of measurement for how deep one can intrude into a sexual organ.

"Dude I was so many cothams into Tony's asshole the other day, i could practically feel my balls bouncing off of his spleen!"

by bigfatdik May 22, 2009