Definitions by Birrle

cobhamsexual

A person that who is obsessed with Chelsea academy players no matter how good or bad they perform.

Person 1: "Mason Mount was brilliant yesterday."
Person 2: "How could you say that Chelsea lost and Mount didn't register any G/A."
Person 3: "Don't worry about him he is a cobhamsexual."

cobhamsexual by Birrle October 26, 2022

Beamlak 

Attractive african man

He is a Beamlak. You should date him.

Beamlak by Birrle April 24, 2021