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Chlorophyll mitochondria 

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria
Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

Chlorophylistine 

A person, typically a vegan, veganarchist or veganazi, who Is hostile or indifferent to anyone who eats meat.
That Chlorophylistine just spat their mung bean purée at that bloke eating a medium-rare steak.

Chlorophyll

Example 1
Suresh: Man, I got chlorophyll in my pocket, wanna smoke up some?
Ramesh: Roll up some Bruva!

Example 2
Yung Bong: You owe me a mill Dawg!
Lil High: Wait till I get my next pay cheque, Imma flood your bank account with...Chlorophyll!
Chlorophyll by Mr. Dictionary Pro December 29, 2020

chlorophyll

Any of a group of green pigments that are found in the chloroplasts of plants and in other photosynthetic organisms such as cyanobacteria, especially:
A waxy blue-black microcrystalline green-plant pigment, C55H72MgN4O5, with a characteristic blue-green alcohol solution. Also called chlorophyll a.
A similar green-plant pigment, C55H70MgN4O6, having a brilliant green alcohol solution. Also called chlorophyll b.
Chlorophyll
chlorophyll by zacharias kanuk April 6, 2003

chlorophyll

a tetrapyrrole similar to heme but with a reduced ring and a long phytol chain esterified on to a carboxylic acid side chain. Falls into the class of organic chemicals called polyenes, which have alternating networks of single and double bonds.
that's chlorophyll a in the chloroplast
chlorophyll by george miller January 22, 2005

Chlorophyllatic Gum 

A near-black dark green paste made from various mutated plants grown in a lab. it is highly unstable during manufacture yet once made is totally inert

1: An organic photon exchanger, with a possible use in solar panels for direct electrical generation.

2: A furries 'kryptonite'. It has the power to turn any furry back into its original or most likely 'natural' state if ingested or touched directly. If any 'special ability' is used it would cause server burns upon the user. Ultimately it has a 'firewall effect' to any furries wanting access to a location.
1: "this solar generator's key material is chlorophyllatic gum."

2: "careful with that! chlorophyllatic gum is harmful to furs."