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chissed
chissler
one who is totally deceitful and dishonest, and will use these particular charachteristics to their advantage by screwing you out of your hard earned cash; a con artist
Barfrat: " I sold that broken DVD player to some old lady today for $200 today. Haha, I'm unreal."
AJ: " Man, you're such a fucking chissler."
AJ: " Man, you're such a fucking chissler."
chissler by David G loves the Leafs July 12, 2007
Chrissues
Chri-ssues
Function: Noun. Usage: Often. Refers to issues (especially psychological) relating to the holiday known as "Christmas". Issues are not necessarily limited to the religious observance of the birth of Christ on December 25th. They may also derive from Family issues as a result of subsequent holiday, Work related stress; esp. retail jobs & food bank, shelter staff, Environmental stress; increased crowds, limited parking, traffic, holiday music, Anti-consumerism issues; the obligation to spend, discomfort with receiving gifts, Allergies, Weather, etc.
People with 'Chrissues' can be prone to hungriness and risk-taking behaviors, which can lead to eggnog abuse, scissor accidents, unsafe caroling and Elf crime. Chrissues can also manifest themselves physically and mentally resulting in cravings, somatic symptoms, rashes, nausea, vivid dreams, hallucinations and excessive wrapping.
Although most inhabitants of North America exhibit Chrissues, they are psychologically healthy. Chrissues signs can be seen in November & December, but these are usually too mild to interfere with holiday-to-day living. Emo teens, early adults and people who just hit 30 are usually in peak years for the onset of Chrissues, but they have been known to affect the elderly as well. Mood disorders such as candy cane depression, bi-polar bear disorder and strand-lights syndrome are related disorders. Ex-mall Santa's between 45 and 59 make up 40% of Chrissue season suicide cases.
Function: Noun. Usage: Often. Refers to issues (especially psychological) relating to the holiday known as "Christmas". Issues are not necessarily limited to the religious observance of the birth of Christ on December 25th. They may also derive from Family issues as a result of subsequent holiday, Work related stress; esp. retail jobs & food bank, shelter staff, Environmental stress; increased crowds, limited parking, traffic, holiday music, Anti-consumerism issues; the obligation to spend, discomfort with receiving gifts, Allergies, Weather, etc.
People with 'Chrissues' can be prone to hungriness and risk-taking behaviors, which can lead to eggnog abuse, scissor accidents, unsafe caroling and Elf crime. Chrissues can also manifest themselves physically and mentally resulting in cravings, somatic symptoms, rashes, nausea, vivid dreams, hallucinations and excessive wrapping.
Although most inhabitants of North America exhibit Chrissues, they are psychologically healthy. Chrissues signs can be seen in November & December, but these are usually too mild to interfere with holiday-to-day living. Emo teens, early adults and people who just hit 30 are usually in peak years for the onset of Chrissues, but they have been known to affect the elderly as well. Mood disorders such as candy cane depression, bi-polar bear disorder and strand-lights syndrome are related disorders. Ex-mall Santa's between 45 and 59 make up 40% of Chrissue season suicide cases.
1. I may have some unresolved Chrissues, okay. So what? Frankly, I don't give a damn!
2. 'Did she dump him right before Christmas?' 'Yeah, I bet he's going to have Chrissues now'
3. My big Chrissue the year, is with all these f*cking chipmunk gifts. At least they make good regifts.
4. 'He said F*CK OFF when I said Happy Holidays, that guy is a psycho' 'Seriously? Man, he's got Chrissues!'
5. "Would you like to try some Jerky Sir?"
"Sure would!" <chewing> "Mmm. That's delicious!"
"It's Reindeer!"
"What? Blehhh!" <spitting>
"Sorry I have a Chrissue with Reindeer, I'm allergic"
6. 'I knew I shouldn't have eaten that whole Gingerbread church. I kept having dreams I was falling out of a sleigh and getting chased through a factory by elves with shanks.' 'Ha! Serves you right for being so greedy!'
7. My only Chrissue with the f*cking holidays is I never know what to get anyone!
8. 'His Chrissues lead to constantly singing holiday songs and wearing his Santa costume for weeks on end, eventually he lost his job. Last I heard he was freebasing crushed up candy cane.'
2. 'Did she dump him right before Christmas?' 'Yeah, I bet he's going to have Chrissues now'
3. My big Chrissue the year, is with all these f*cking chipmunk gifts. At least they make good regifts.
4. 'He said F*CK OFF when I said Happy Holidays, that guy is a psycho' 'Seriously? Man, he's got Chrissues!'
5. "Would you like to try some Jerky Sir?"
"Sure would!" <chewing> "Mmm. That's delicious!"
"It's Reindeer!"
"What? Blehhh!" <spitting>
"Sorry I have a Chrissue with Reindeer, I'm allergic"
6. 'I knew I shouldn't have eaten that whole Gingerbread church. I kept having dreams I was falling out of a sleigh and getting chased through a factory by elves with shanks.' 'Ha! Serves you right for being so greedy!'
7. My only Chrissue with the f*cking holidays is I never know what to get anyone!
8. 'His Chrissues lead to constantly singing holiday songs and wearing his Santa costume for weeks on end, eventually he lost his job. Last I heard he was freebasing crushed up candy cane.'
Chrissues by Darla Darby Starr December 25, 2009
chissed
perform a backstreet abortion on a girl after accidentally getting her pregant then eating the evidence (foetus). also called "doing the chiss" and "chissing the bitch"
chissed by dangerous dave (unofficial) December 12, 2008
Chissel
Grant: "Man, a 12 year asked what a blowjob was."
John: "What did you say?"
Grant: "well I pulled out the vacuum and showed him the chissel!"
John: "What did you say?"
Grant: "well I pulled out the vacuum and showed him the chissel!"
Chissel by Big gay Jayrod July 18, 2014
Chrissue
A complex and deterring issue requiring erasure of the issue followed by redefining and redesigning the original issue. This is typically caused by smart-acre problem programmers.
After spending time reading through the code, we found that this code is a chrissue and have decided to start from scratch.
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026