4 definitions by dangerous dave (unofficial)

russelldust

semen. also known as jizz, spunk.

who was wanking in my room? there's russelldust all over the carpet

by dangerous dave (unofficial) January 18, 2007

chissed

perform a backstreet abortion on a girl after accidentally getting her pregant then eating the evidence (foetus). also called "doing the chiss" and "chissing the bitch"

what happened to you, i thought you were pregnant?

i was but i got chissed outside woodsides

by dangerous dave (unofficial) January 18, 2007

diego forlan

an extremely strong alcoholic drink. 8 shots of vodka (ulster shots, 35ml) thrown in a pint glass with some ice and topped up with blue wkd. derived from the special k and named after former european golden boot winner and manchester united legend diego forlan

whys dave lying face down on the floor?

cos he's just had a diego forlan and 2 special ks the mad bastard

by dangerous dave (unofficial) January 18, 2007

cheddarporn

1. (noun) an underground porn fetish that features prominently the cheddar-like smeg that accumulates under the foreskin on an unwashed penis. a popular scene in cheddarporn involves making women lick the "cheddar" off a mans penis.

2. (adjective) the quality of or pertaining to cheddarporn.

3. (adjective) of very high quality. (derived from the characteristically high quality of cheddarporn compared to more mainstream types of pornography).

here check this out, marty k went to amsterdam and bagged us some really hardcore cheddarporn.

check out the cheddar on that guys cock! she's not gonna eat that surely???!! fucking right she did too, this is the best cheddarporn ive ever seen.

this smack is fucking cheddarporn (ie of high quality)

while the plot is hardly original, the narrative is well-structured and the cinematography is absolutely cheddarporn

by dangerous dave (unofficial) January 18, 2007