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perform a backstreet abortion on a girl after accidentally getting her pregant then eating the evidence (foetus). also called "doing the chiss" and "chissing the bitch"
what happened to you, i thought you were pregnant?

i was but i got chissed outside woodsides
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/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.
After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.
Chrissed by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018
when your angry about a certain situation / or angry at some one.
" Damn Kyle chessed me today!"
" Im so chessed that we lost the game!"
" Yo, dont fucking chesse me."
chessed by texaaaas September 27, 2009
The act of being choked and fisted.
Keep Tahoe chisted.
Chisted by JShrout July 15, 2018
the act of being deceived or cheated
“I rolled a 4!”

“That was definitely a 5. You lose”
“You fucking chinsed me!!”
chinsed by pikno May 25, 2020

Chrissed Off 

To be angry when your names is Chris
Chris was Chrissed Off at Jack and Connor for leaving dishes and peanuts on their bedroom floor.
Chrissed Off by Smelly mellly March 2, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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