Chinkitus 

A psychological disease where a non-asian aquires chinklike attributes.

These include, but are not limited to the following:

Tightness, sushi loving, anime obsessions, Pokemon loving, DDR skills, small penis or mangina, eating with chopsticks, working around large machinery, Hello Kitty love, etc.

"Dude, his dick was like 3 inches long!"
"He must have Chinkitus..."

"Let's go watch back-to-back episodes of Pokemon!"
"Holy shit you might want to go get checked for Chinkitus."

Chinkitus by HOLYCRAP93 July 23, 2009

chinkity chank 

a fat, gay asian.

did you see that ? damn, he's a chinkity chank !

chinkity chank by i<3dylanmorgan April 30, 2011

Chinkus 

The type of guy who just likes to look after his things ... even if that means polishing his controllers and his green XR6 at 3 am. ( takes 40 mins to eat steak lol )

Chinkus likes to polish controllers

Chinkus by 1 3 3 7 February 17, 2019

Chinktastic 

Some awesome asian fellow.

Chinktastic is so crazy!

Chinktastic by Jeffers April 22, 2004

Chinkies

To refer to Chinese food.

Lets go get a chinkies.

Chinkies by AnthD October 23, 2007

Coultard chinitis 

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.

News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.

Coultard chinitis by Finesilver January 17, 2005

chinktastic 

It's so asian, it's amazing.

That party was so chinktastic!

chinktastic by hok1234 June 16, 2009