Chinesse

To skillfully haggle or in other ways score free or very cheap merchandise
My mom just chinessed a Chanel purse - it was 4,000 bucks but she got it for $1,800.
I just chinessed an entire bag of free samples.
by Felicia Bai February 05, 2018
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Chinesse kiss

A kiss where the whole body is kissed. From the head to the legs, its done like a cannibal kissing every part of the body. it involves being bitten in a sexual way sometimes leaving bite marks on the body.
Bro Jemie was all freaky last night, she gave me a chinesse kiss and left me with bite marks.
by jaecmox256 April 02, 2020
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Chinesse bed wetter

While doing a chinesse women, force her into an orgasm so large that a dragon releases from her vagina. While it seems dangerous, the dragon only wants to make the couple green tea.
"It's a Chinesse bed wetter"
"I like my tea with lemon"
by steelsammy1 January 11, 2010
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chinesse sit up

while one person holds a blind folded victims shoulders down, a second person holds there bear asshole inches from the victims face the victim is made to do a sit up against the power of his holder the pressure and the blind fold are released crating the nastiest sit-up in the world
to start a chinesse sit up you must say this:
perp:"hey you put this blind fold on"
victim:"why"
perp:"do it"

perp:"lay down and do a sit-up"
victim:"why are you holding me down"
perp:"you'll see"
victim:"OH MY GOD IT IS A BUTTHOLE"
by shorty shits ^(^( November 16, 2013
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The chinesse fat headed fuck

When a nasty moufucker strips down fully naked and puts penut butter all over his body and lays on the carpet so his dog can lick it all off him. apparently this is sexy. Fucking asians
by Jerimaih Yao March 02, 2012
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chinesse eggman

that one chinesse friend that when he cuts his head he looks like an egg and when said hello to you have to say harro
that chinesse eggman really looks like a big fat egg
by ilovechinesseeggeman November 25, 2024
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