Chile-bowl 

a. A shortened form of the hair style 'chili-bowl.'

b. A haircut that is accomplished by shaving around a bowl on someone's head, leaving the top longer than the bottom with no fade whatsoever.

Oh my God! Did you see Mac? That fool has a straight chile-bowl!

Chile-bowl by Raagers October 18, 2004

texas chile bowl 

When you fist someone's asshole then fill it with hot sauce and a cell phone set to vibrate, then repeatedly call the cell phone.

My cell phone bill is so big because of the Texas Chile Bowl.

texas chile bowl by texas pete January 1, 2005

texas chili bowl 

It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.

texas chili bowl by Jack Duke November 10, 2004

Alberta Chili Bowl 

In the middle of anal sex with a female, pull out and proceed to vomit in the gaping ass hole. Once done vomiting continue the anal sex until climax. The sludgy mess that escapes her rear afterwards provides your chili bowl with its contents.

"Dude, your room smells terrible."
"Yeah, gave this bitch an Alberta chili bowl last night, it got everywhere."

Alberta Chili Bowl by Bigcoopdogg November 16, 2012

Texas Chili Bowl Massacre 

all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.

Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.

Texas Chili Bowl Massacre by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010

Puerto Rican Chili Bowl 

When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.

Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!

Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"

Puerto Rican Chili Bowl by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011

texas chili bowl 

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.

I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.

texas chili bowl by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005