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Chief Brown Tongue 

Chief Brown Tongue refers to an individual who repeatdly partakes in the act of licking and eating the female asshole while wearing an indian headress complimented by the appropriate face makeup. When the individual comes up to take a breather from eating the asshole, a 30 second pow wow is to be had, which is followed by a nosedive right back into the anus
A man who routinely licks so many girls assholes on a daily basis that the pigment color of his tongue turns the color brown. This individual is so highly regarded for his anal licking acts throughout the community, that his friends and peers refer to him solely as Chief Brown Tongue.
Chief Brown Tongue by Chief BT March 12, 2010

Chief Brown Tongue 

One who likes to eat ass hole or chode as a way to satisfy thier partner.
My girlfriend was doing some crazy stripper shit, so I went Chief Brown Tongue on that ass.
Chief Brown Tongue by Dr. Billl September 19, 2006

chief brown water 

what you call yourself when you have liquid poo.
Call me chief brown water because I just pissed out my ass in your bathroom.
chief brown water by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

Chief Brown Cloud 

Title honoring one who is notorious for very pugent flatulence.
Wow,boss,after that fart I declare you Chief Brown Cloud!
Chief Brown Cloud by A.Nuss April 2, 2012

Big Chief Brown Bottom 

No one's going to read this, but it's one of Kelso's nicknames on That 70's Show.

Head Chief of Brown Nosers 

This is a very time consuming occupation. Strongly related to a brown noser, this person spends many of hours sucking the dicks of ALL of the upper management.

Although they do NOT discriminate, the tell tale signs that someone around you may be the head chief of brown nosers MAY differ from men to women.

When the head chief is a man, he is most recognized by the bald spot on the back of his head, caused from the constant wearing from the hand(s)of the blowee.

When the head chief is a woman, you will find that she has stretch marks around her lips.
e1..Terry has been spending a lot of time in Dicks office lately, do you know what that is about..

e2..He is earning his status of Head Chief of Brown Nosers..

e1. how can you tell??

e2..The bald spot!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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