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A Sick lad with a huge dick.
Chester is soooo damm fine.
chester by Neesdog September 3, 2016
A derogatory term for a child rapist, specifically ones that participate in kidnapping, child pornography, sacrifice and sex trafficking ---*ahem*--- the ones that control the world.
Derived from the term "chester the molester".
"God, these fucking psychopathic chesters that visit bohemian grove really do call the shots. Hiding their evil crime syndicate behind fronts of churches, governments, political organizations, financial institutions, etc.. When will people follow the money and see what's really going on?"
Chester by Squishyboo August 27, 2017
this fat chester and his looser friends think they can get along with that arrogant attitude..
chester by kelamist January 9, 2012
A practical thinker. Chester is a writer who loves a good conversation, a long walk in the park and great company. He doesn't open up to many people and finds comfort in isolating his inner thoughts. Chester is protective of anything or anyone that he values. Extremely kind and thoughtful. His the center of everyone's world, you don't need a ton of friends, all you need is CHESTER. He will help, support and encourage you to fulfill your dreams and when your feeling down, his a phone call away. His kisses are soft and heavenly and you sigh the moment you hear him speak. His a gem and the best friend everyone wants to have.
Chester is every girls dream come true. His intelligent, quiet, generous and protective.
Chester by boobless girl May 2, 2018
A name of a person who can't be bothered
hello Chester
Chester by Primal Diglett January 23, 2018
the sweetest, most amazing, special, wonderful, smart, hilarious, outgoing, charming boy in the whole world.
he always knows just the thing to say to make a girl's heart melt. for her tummy to be filled with little butterflies. to make her feel especially loved. the happiest girl on the face of the earth.

so, in other words?
chester is damn near perfect(:

i love him, swear.
person 1: ohmygoshh! that girl over there is going out with CHESTER.
person 2: damn, she's lucky.
person 1: i knoww.
Chester by onetuffcookie<3 December 21, 2008
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