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chest-butt

A forceful head-first lunge into the chest of unexpecting victim, invented by the great Zinedine Zidane and unveiled to the world in spectacular fashion during the 2006 World Cup Final in Germany.

Resulting in quiet satisfaction without the messiness of the more conventional head-butt.

Rewarded by a straight red card.
Antagonised on by a possible racial jibe, Zinedine Zidane thrust his balding head squarely into the chest of Italian defender Marco Materazzi, knocking him violently to the ground with a vicious chest-butt. Despite the legendary balance problems suffered by Italian football players, this was one for the ages with his target hitting the deck like a sack of potatoes.
chest-butt by cormac breslin July 10, 2006

chest butter

To have a build up of phlem on the chest cos of a cold.
To cough up some phlem MMmm nice bit of chest butter...
chest butter by Carl Ware August 4, 2006

chest buttocks 

Synnonym for boobs. Often considered awesome and important by straight men.
Dude, check out the chest buttocks on that girl. Man, she could feed an army.
chest buttocks by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

butt crest

The top, or peak, of your butt crack.
When Laura bends over, you can see the crest of her butt. It's her butt crest.
butt crest by Go Nuts for Donuts December 19, 2015

Butta Chest 

A newly defined health condition characterized by the feeling of a large animal (typically an elephant) sitting on one's chest, beginning the morning immediately after drinking excessive beers and smoking 'da buttas'.
Damn, Trina! I can't breath because I got the butta chest!
Butta Chest by WTConrey July 20, 2008

Chestnuttin' it 

Eating food very fast like the hot dog eating champion Joey Chestnut.
He's shoving that food down fast, he's really chestnuttin' it.