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Chestnutting

The art of absolutely demolishing any food or meal in a short amount of time like the legendary Joey Chestnut.
My stomach is in severe pain from chestnutting 32 Big Macs last night

Chestnutting

Chestnutting

1) a homosexual sex position where the two partners spread their legs and rub their balls together. 2) a non-penatrative form of sex in which two men stimulate each other by rubbing scrotums. 3) an act of love where two males slam their bags together repeatedly in order to show affection.
Edgar doesn't like to chestnut with Hector because Hector refuses to trim his pubes and that creates a lot of resistance.

Pete got slapped by Rodney for farting while they were chestnutting.

Rudy was chestnutting so hard that he started cumming blood.
Chestnutting by Thehairiest man August 24, 2025

Chestnuttin' it 

Eating food very fast like the hot dog eating champion Joey Chestnut.
He's shoving that food down fast, he's really chestnuttin' it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026