Chessum

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Scent — whatever combination of body odor, musk and sweat — is not only intoxicating but made me feel like I was on the highest dosage of the most potent psychedelic drug, turning my head fuzzy and my heart whimsical and everything around me into the brightest of colors. Seductive, mysterious and highly addictive.

That girl is fucked up on some Chessum.

My drug of choice is Chessum.

Chessum by PeepeeCheek September 13, 2016

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Chessmate

Chessmate is a more formal way of saying “checkmate” when you beat someone in an argument. It’s like giving them an extra chance to win, but if they say “minor spelling error” then show them this definition page to show them it’s a real word coined by me: aro ralsei, master of trolling.

“XxGenericUsernamexX beats Tom1452 in an argument”
“Chessmate, tom.”

Chessmate by Aro Ralsei, Master of Trolling December 28, 2022

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Chessmate

A chess position in which a king can not escape. This word is also often used when someone has won an argument.

And that’s why Gorillas SHOULD be added to Minecraft, Chessmate buddy.

Chessmate by Mudklip March 1, 2023

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Chessmaker

Someone who can predict the outcome of events because he built the board and the pieces, and he created the sequence of events of the pieces on the board. The Chessmaker is usually manifested upon a potent mixture of alcohol and high dosage of nicotin.

Chessmaker: double, single, strike out, home run.

Pawn: how did you know that would happen?

Chessmaker: I have four packets of snus in and knew that would happen. I am the Chessmaker.

Chessmaker by Na-po-li October 25, 2011

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cheesum

cheesum

/t͡ʃiz əm/
the art of being a cheesum,cheed,or acting like one. (Singing amazingly, using sounds like d'n.)

Oh man! I was going cheesum radio all night long. I owned that skype call.

cheesum by cheedlete January 16, 2014

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Chessmate

A person with whom, you play chess daily.

Kay is my Chessmate

Chessmate by Axon98 May 29, 2021

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ChessMaster42069

A Chess gamer who has connections with BubbleZGaming

Yo, ChessMaster42069, can you get me some autographed BubbleZGaming merch?

ChessMaster42069 by ChessMaster42069 May 13, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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