Chessmen

t he fancy way of saying "chess piece"

Why would anyone use the word "Chessmen" over chess pieces?

Chessmen by turd fart man April 17, 2026

chossmen 

A male on a night out who is drenched in all the choss

Will: "Hey Enticott, you really are the chossmen tonight"
Enticott: "yeah! i always got it going".

chossmen by JoHnCeNA2692 May 16, 2021

Chessen 

A slow moving commonly dull witted being.

Passenger: Why is it going so slow?
Driver: We're stuck behind a F***ing Chessen!

Chessen by Adam KilHarney January 9, 2008

Chesmen 

That fucker at resses who keeps stealing your legos

THAT FUCKER CHESMEN STOLE MY LEGOS AT RESSES AGIAN GOD DAMN IT!

Chesmen by Raccoons are the best pets December 28, 2018

Chesmen 

That fucker who stole your legos at recess and won’t give them back

THAT FUCKER CHESMEN STOLE MY FUCKING LEGOS!!!
TEACHER!!!!

Chesmen by Buttnut poopbutt May 16, 2019

Chessman 

Needless to say, this is a nickname for a very specific kind of dude, not specifically one who plays chess.
This is the kind of guy who always makes all the right plays, and receives an ungodly amount of rizz.
The "right plays" is originally based off the terminology used in the game, Chess.

Person 1: Hey! Did you see that sick guy at the party?
Person 2: How could I miss him?! He was a total Chessman!

Chessman by DeleriumNautilus February 14, 2023