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Chemorrhoid
A believer in the 'chemtrails' hoax who refuses to acknowledge established science while relying totally on YouTube for information. Identifiable by calling those who point out scientific reality names like "troll", "shill" and "disinformation agent".
That guy who is afraid of clouds and thinks the government is spraying everyone with poison in plain view is a real chemorrhoid.
Chemorrhoid by Lizoir August 26, 2013
Chumbolone
Noun. Pronounced: "chum'-buh-loan"
1) term originally used primarily in and around the Chicago area to describe a person who is easily tricked into doing something directly counter to their own personal self-interest; 2) since the 2008 presidential election, also applied to anyone outside the Chicago area who exhibits similar incapacity for sound judgment; 3) a person so devoid of common sense that they can be manipulated in any number of ways without having the slightest clue as to how ignorant and/or stupid they are.
Application: Originally applied to lesser-educated Caucasians of lower intelligence who tend to believe anything that government officials and the news media tell them; since the 2008 election, now also applied to better-educated and intelligent Caucasians of all ages and genders who are totally devoid of any street smarts whatsoever, as well as to members of all other races, age groups and genders who also continue to believe whatever is told to them by government and media representatives evidence to the contrary notwithstanding.
Synonym: chump, dupe, stooge, imbecile, sucker, idiot, hick, hayseed, moron, roundhead, ignoramus, dumb-ass, dip shit.
Antonym: urban street-wise denizen, intelligent well-versed voter.
1) term originally used primarily in and around the Chicago area to describe a person who is easily tricked into doing something directly counter to their own personal self-interest; 2) since the 2008 presidential election, also applied to anyone outside the Chicago area who exhibits similar incapacity for sound judgment; 3) a person so devoid of common sense that they can be manipulated in any number of ways without having the slightest clue as to how ignorant and/or stupid they are.
Application: Originally applied to lesser-educated Caucasians of lower intelligence who tend to believe anything that government officials and the news media tell them; since the 2008 election, now also applied to better-educated and intelligent Caucasians of all ages and genders who are totally devoid of any street smarts whatsoever, as well as to members of all other races, age groups and genders who also continue to believe whatever is told to them by government and media representatives evidence to the contrary notwithstanding.
Synonym: chump, dupe, stooge, imbecile, sucker, idiot, hick, hayseed, moron, roundhead, ignoramus, dumb-ass, dip shit.
Antonym: urban street-wise denizen, intelligent well-versed voter.
Government Manipulator: "I'm doing this for you, because it's really in your best interest." Chumbolone: "Well, heck, gee wiz, OK, why didn't you just say so- just tell me what I should do."
Government Manipulator: "If you give me $20 I'll make your life much better." Chumbolone: "Well, jeez, now you're talkin'- here's $40, so you can make my life twice as good!"
Government Manipulator: "If you give me $20 I'll make your life much better." Chumbolone: "Well, jeez, now you're talkin'- here's $40, so you can make my life twice as good!"
Chumbolone by Woodrow Henry July 24, 2011
Chumbolone
Chumbolone
Pronounced: chum-buh-LOAN.
1. A person who is notably stupid or severely lacking in judgment.
2. A resident of Chicago who accepts endless tax increases and pervasive corruption; a chump.
Other uses: Chumbolonery(general), Chumboloned(past tense verb)
Pronounced: chum-buh-LOAN.
1. A person who is notably stupid or severely lacking in judgment.
2. A resident of Chicago who accepts endless tax increases and pervasive corruption; a chump.
Other uses: Chumbolonery(general), Chumboloned(past tense verb)
Guy: "I hope Chicago gets the 2016 Olympics."
Guy2: "What are you, a chumbolone?"
Guy: "Daley just said he's cleaning up corruption in this city."
Guy2: "That's some serious chumbolonery right there."
Guy: "I just put 28 quarters into a parking meter. I think I've been chumboloned."
Guy2: "What are you, a chumbolone?"
Guy: "Daley just said he's cleaning up corruption in this city."
Guy2: "That's some serious chumbolonery right there."
Guy: "I just put 28 quarters into a parking meter. I think I've been chumboloned."
Chumbolone by duhhhhhhhhh July 2, 2009
chembecile
1. A conspiracy theorist that fears clouds
2. A delusional, paranoid individual who believes that contrails formed by aircraft are chemicals sprayed by unkown forces for mind control, population control, geo-engineering, etc.
2. A delusional, paranoid individual who believes that contrails formed by aircraft are chemicals sprayed by unkown forces for mind control, population control, geo-engineering, etc.
chembecile by Sherri Tenpenny October 10, 2015
cheeborgotry
cheeborgotry by bobbysmurda2121 November 4, 2019