Cheetr 

Big fukin Cheetr go boom boom in mouth with flavorful iuh oh blueberry banana horn blank moterbike doriti UrDad mom uh oh big poopy change diper pwease crinckle

Rando old guy: Ayo look at that there Cheeetr

Yo mamma: dam

Ypu: wtf

The cheetr: "Gurgle gurgle splash frolic big cheetr noise" :)

Cheetr by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021

Cheerio Landmine 

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

Cheerio Landmine by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

Cheegrum 

a really fat vagina

dude 1 : "Yo she has a cheegrum."
dude 2 : "Yea it looks like she's packing a dick in there!"

Cheegrum by cheegrumlover June 5, 2016

Cheer Pressure 

: influence put on individuals by a person or persons to emphasize the positive aspects of a given topic to the point of excessive enthusiasm, or suppress any potential criticism.

: a subset of peer pressure that encourages people to ignore the flaws in something, often at the expense of progress.

Origin of Cheer Pressure

Hello Internet (a UK based podcast)

*Attributed to Brady Haran; tough as nails co-host of H.I and amateur flag critic.

Brody: That Elon Musk is having a right hard time getting SpaceX to self-land. He needs to pull it together man.

Person: You shouldn't talk bad about SpaceX Brody, you're a science person!

Brody: Yeah right, that's just cheer pressure. Come on man, you gotta be tough as tacks like me.

Cheer Pressure by TheDrukenScholar May 22, 2016

cheerio dick 

A male penis so small that it would be able to fit thru the hole of a cheerio.

A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.

cheerio dick by jpg3 October 28, 2011

cheerleader next door 

This is similar to the girl next door concept of routine feminine attractiveness only cuter and livelier!

Yes, Susan is a fine woman, she grew up as the cheerleader next door!

cheerleader next door by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Cheegrum 

A puffy pussy. Like that shits sags like an old grandma DAMN!

Molly: In gym class I saw Susie's Cheegrum, ewy!!
Lucy: Why were you looking at that shit anyway?
Molly: Um I don't know, shut the fuck up.

Cheegrum by Qspective June 5, 2016