CheetoCock

Bumpy curved discolored peepee

I was finna fuck but that nigga had a cheetocock smh

by Coontasha Niggalina October 30, 2019

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Cheetodick

When you eat Cheetos (R) and rub the cheese dust on your dick. Then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your dick. And wants more. Let's face it, who doesn't fucking love Cheetos (R).

Spencer: Some fat bitch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetodick

Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick

by Quesadilla Face February 27, 2011

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cheeto cock

an extremely small penis; So small in fact, you could fit several in your mouth at once, like Cheeto Puffs

Mary gave Bob, Larry, and Moe a blow job all at once - Those cheeto cocks!

by Carline August 24, 2005

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The condition of having copious amounts of "cheese" build-up on or around your penis which causes a distinctly rotten cheese-like odor. This condition usually affects the uncircumcised and the mentally challenged who feel that regular bathing isn't a necessity in life.

Ex. 1) Dude! Did you smell Richard today? That motherfucker's cheesecock is gonna make me puke!

Ex. 2) "I love not showering man...I take the cheese build up and rub it between my fingers, roll it into little balls, sniff it...sometimes I even eat it. I really don't think cheesecock is a bad thing."

by Master Cheese January 22, 2008

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Cheetodick

Young adult above the age 18 living in their mothers basement doing nothing but eating cheetos and jacking off and playing call of duty , they are easily spotted by there orange dick and excellent online gaming skills and wicked kill death ratio

God dammit that fucking cheetodick killed me again !

by Brianjoseph3054 May 7, 2017

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