CheetoCock 

Bumpy curved discolored peepee

I was finna fuck but that nigga had a cheetocock smh

CheetoCock by Coontasha Niggalina October 30, 2019

Cheetodick 

When you eat Cheetos (R) and rub the cheese dust on your dick. Then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your dick. And wants more. Let's face it, who doesn't fucking love Cheetos (R).

Spencer: Some fat bitch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetodick

Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick

Cheetodick by Quesadilla Face February 27, 2011

cheeto cock 

an extremely small penis; So small in fact, you could fit several in your mouth at once, like Cheeto Puffs

Mary gave Bob, Larry, and Moe a blow job all at once - Those cheeto cocks!

cheeto cock by Carline August 24, 2005

cheesecock 

The condition of having copious amounts of "cheese" build-up on or around your penis which causes a distinctly rotten cheese-like odor. This condition usually affects the uncircumcised and the mentally challenged who feel that regular bathing isn't a necessity in life.

Ex. 1) Dude! Did you smell Richard today? That motherfucker's cheesecock is gonna make me puke!

Ex. 2) "I love not showering man...I take the cheese build up and rub it between my fingers, roll it into little balls, sniff it...sometimes I even eat it. I really don't think cheesecock is a bad thing."

cheesecock by Master Cheese January 22, 2008

Cheetodick 

Young adult above the age 18 living in their mothers basement doing nothing but eating cheetos and jacking off and playing call of duty , they are easily spotted by there orange dick and excellent online gaming skills and wicked kill death ratio

God dammit that fucking cheetodick killed me again !

Cheetodick by Brianjoseph3054 May 7, 2017

terminal cheesecock 

extreme dickcheese. Inspired by "terminal cheesecake", a brit band in the late 80's into the 90's.

John fucked sheep because women vomited at the smell of his terminal cheesecock

terminal cheesecock by cunole August 23, 2003

cheetolicker

when an asshole licks all the fucking cheetos and puts them back WITHOUT EATING THEM!

Fuck you Kyle.

Kyle licked all the cheetos and put them in the bag.

KYLE STOP BEING A GOD DAMN CHEETOLICKER

cheetolicker by IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle May 5, 2022