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cheesecock 

The condition of having copious amounts of "cheese" build-up on or around your penis which causes a distinctly rotten cheese-like odor. This condition usually affects the uncircumcised and the mentally challenged who feel that regular bathing isn't a necessity in life.
Ex. 1) Dude! Did you smell Richard today? That motherfucker's cheesecock is gonna make me puke!

Ex. 2) "I love not showering man...I take the cheese build up and rub it between my fingers, roll it into little balls, sniff it...sometimes I even eat it. I really don't think cheesecock is a bad thing."
cheesecock by Master Cheese January 22, 2008
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terminal cheesecock 

extreme dickcheese. Inspired by "terminal cheesecake", a brit band in the late 80's into the 90's.
John fucked sheep because women vomited at the smell of his terminal cheesecock
terminal cheesecock by cunole August 23, 2003

Peruvian Cheesecake 

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.
Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.

death by cheesecake 

When a person commences to end their life gradually, by overeating.
Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.

Cheese Cock 

The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.
person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
Cheese Cock by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017

power cheesecake 

Cooking Term. Dominant cheesecake. While a cheesecake is usually submissive to his chef, a power cheesecake enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the preparation, the normally dominant activity in cooking. Power cheesecakes supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best flavor.)
Golly, that power cheesecake sure put up a fight, but I finally stuck it in the oven, if you know what I mean.
power cheesecake by #therealsoup November 16, 2014

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise