IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle's definitions

cheetolicker

when an asshole licks all the fucking cheetos and puts them back WITHOUT EATING THEM!

Fuck you Kyle.

Kyle licked all the cheetos and put them in the bag.

KYLE STOP BEING A GOD DAMN CHEETOLICKER

by IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle May 5, 2022

crawlman

When someone crawls like a spider at like 3am like a prick waking everyone in dorm room up

Like Kyle...

Kyle is a crawlman

Kyle is a cheetolicker

Don't be like Kyle!

by IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle May 5, 2022

Shitgloating

When someone is gloating over a victory (whether in a video game or something else), while taking a shit.
For example, if someone beat you in a video game and then went to the bathroom while still gloating over it.

"He was shitgloating over his victory in Monopoly."

by IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle December 31, 2024

Shitgloating

When someone is gloating over a victory while using the bathroom. For example; if someone beats you in a videogame and goes to shit while still gloating.

"He was still gloating after winning in Monopoly." "He's shitgloating!"

by IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle December 31, 2024