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Cheese Whack 

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.
Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.
Cheese Whack by Lord Football April 4, 2005

cheesewank

A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.
Steve Na Who Is The Biggest Cheesewanker In The Universe
cheesewank by JD BG April 12, 2005

cheesecracker

I eat cheesecrackers

cheesesack 

1. A word that, when placed on a triple word score in the board game scrabble, scores the player two points.

2. A sack of cheese (archaic).
Cheesesack! BAM! Triple word score! That's worth...two points!
cheesesack by TH89 February 4, 2005

cheesesmacker 

what cute rats are called; i made this word up because im ordering a rat stuffie and "cheesesmacker" came to mind.

I named my rat stuffie Harold Wilson Bumfuzzle Cheesesmacker. He's a very cute rat and I love him even though he looks autistic
"awwhh that rats so cute he's a

little cheesesmacker ❤❗❗🤞"
cheesesmacker by hungryarethedamned December 27, 2022

cheesewank

males masterbating in a hole of a piece of cheese. or to wank it with a piece of cheese
go have sex with more cheese you cheesewank!
cheesewank by justin March 27, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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