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cheesestache 

A patchy and poorly-developed mustache, typically sported by young guys who aren't quite done with puberty. Looks best with a mullet and, if available, a bitchin' Camaro. A common fashion choice for young redneck males.
Nice cheesestache, stud.
cheesestache by jiangyingzi April 30, 2008

Peruvian Cheesecake 

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.
Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.

felix's cheesestick 

-it's a cheesestick, but it belongs to felix. that is why it's special
-the reason why mr. lee yongbok of stray cheese is accused of taking the food

death by cheesecake 

When a person commences to end their life gradually, by overeating.
Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.

power cheesecake 

Cooking Term. Dominant cheesecake. While a cheesecake is usually submissive to his chef, a power cheesecake enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the preparation, the normally dominant activity in cooking. Power cheesecakes supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best flavor.)
Golly, that power cheesecake sure put up a fight, but I finally stuck it in the oven, if you know what I mean.
power cheesecake by #therealsoup November 16, 2014

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise