cheesewank

A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.

Steve Na Who Is The Biggest Cheesewanker In The Universe

by JD BG April 12, 2005

cheesewank

males masterbating in a hole of a piece of cheese. or to wank it with a piece of cheese

go have sex with more cheese you cheesewank!

by justin March 28, 2004

cheesewank

When you wank using a hole in a piece of cheese. Only gayboys do it, so it is used as an insult.

You cheesewank!

by TT March 17, 2004

cheesewank

1:*sniff sniff* eww ben have u been cheesewanking?
2:No that is you...
1:Oh yeah betta have a bit of spring cleaning
2:Last time i did that i got a feather caught in there!!!

Look above ^^^^^^^^ !!!You cheesewank!!!

by warren March 19, 2004

Cheesewank

Like a normal wank but spreadable cheese is smeared all over the penis before masturbation takes place.

Hairy Johnny Naye was horny after seeing Noddy bend over at work so he decided to have a cheesewank when he went home.

by Pervy P April 29, 2009

Cheesewank

When you’ve been eating Cheetos all night and your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust, and then you fancy a tug, resulting in turning your dick orange.

“You hear about Myles? He went to emerge last night. Thought his dick was infected. Turns out he he had a cheesewank earlier that evening and just forgot about it.”

by thatsjustbeefy August 16, 2022