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Cheesegoat 

The lord and savior for people who like cheese and have a fetish for goats, but may contain nuts. Gluten free but not to be eaten as he is the creator of all things luscious with cheesey goodness including mac and cheese, doritos and praprika.
Cheesegoat guide you.
Cheesegoat by Jordano same April 14, 2015
Words you can keep

the cheesegrater image 

Something you shouldn't search for.
The cheesegrater image is a story about a furry who gets buttfucked by a cheesegrater.

Cheeseboard 

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.
“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”
Cheeseboard by -Cutters- December 30, 2017

Cheeseskates 

A tool on Wikia/Fandom that people to abuse their power over others.
I use Cheeseskates to screw over others I don't like.
Cheeseskates by TotoBro November 27, 2020

Cheesegate

When someone slides a gnarly piece of school lunch cheese into another person's binder, and it winds up being a really big scandal for no reason and multiple people end up in lunch detention as a result.
"Hey bro, how did you guys end up getting lunch detention freshman year?"
"What, you didn't hear? It was Cheesegate, dude."
"What's Cheesegate?"
"Take a seat, my bro, I have a story to tell you..."
Cheesegate by thebroshowchs December 11, 2019

CheeseOnToast 

Term commonly used to describe a traditional english breakfast.

It also gives reference to a young, female gamer, most likely of Northern UK origin, who revels in online gaming, living and breathing on IRC, talking about sheep and cows and her field, and giggling uncontrollably at other gamers through TeamSpeak.
Melly was referred to as CheeseOnToast, as befitting the common description.
CheeseOnToast by Aco October 21, 2004

cheesefat 

cheesefat is a fat that cums out of cheese. cheesefat can be made by stewing justin bieber's head in a non-stick pan for a couple of milleniums at least. you can find cheesefat in the caves of the retarded inkblob mountains, find a mutated jabowocke's cave then search the whole cave.
cheesefat is freaking awesome
cheesefat by inkblobs r cool July 10, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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