Cheesegate

When someone slides a gnarly piece of school lunch cheese into another person's binder, and it winds up being a really big scandal for no reason and multiple people end up in lunch detention as a result.

"Hey bro, how did you guys end up getting lunch detention freshman year?"
"What, you didn't hear? It was Cheesegate, dude."
"What's Cheesegate?"
"Take a seat, my bro, I have a story to tell you..."

Cheesegate by thebroshowchs December 11, 2019

Cheesegate

The extreme love between Jacquie and Raymond that makes everyone around them peanut butter and jealoussss as their level of cheesiness knows no bounds. It’s obvious that Jacquie loves him more but she lets him pretend that it’s equal. It ain’t easy being cheesy!!

Cheesegate 24 is only the beginning..

Cheesegate by Lady Pule June 17, 2024

Cheesegate

An unexpected, unanticipated, insanely intense otherworldly love between Jacquie and Raymond. This extraordinary event began in April 2024 and will never cease to exist. It will last far beyond the mere lifespans of the two creators as they will be cheesing long long into the afterlife. (As ghosts) Neither Jacquie or Raymond had ever been so open, honest and downright corny in the past with any others. The neverending amount of cheesy, romantical things these two were able to come up with is why this is referred to as Cheesegate. They have even been told on fb that they’re cheesiness makes others sick but they’re honey badgers so they dgaf…
Oh and Jacquie loves Raymond way more, facts, but as she loves him so much she allows him his delusional ideas of him loving her more. Untrue as they may be.

Cheesegate 24 changed my life…..

Cheesegate by Lady Pule June 17, 2024

Virginia cheesesteak 

When you get a blow job from Virginia her teeth are so crooked and sharp they cut ur shit like a cheesesteak and the crud off her teeth oozes off and makes the cheese filling

I stuck my dick into a blender and through in some sharp cheese and it still wasn’t as fucked as her teeth

Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak

Virginia cheesesteak by Cheesyps August 28, 2019

philly cheesesteak challenge 

A competition by mainly high school students in the Washington D.C. area. The challenge is to leave your school in the beginning of the school day, drive to Philadelphia, buy a philly cheesesteak, and make it back to your high school by the time school ends. You then must present the philly cheesesteak as proof that you successfully completed the challenge and a photo of yourself in Philadelphia buying the cheesesteak as well.

Tom: Hey Ben I'm skipping out first period tomorrow you wanna come?
Ben: What are you doing?
Tom: The Philly cheesesteak challenge
Ben: Sweet I'm in

philly cheesesteak challenge by cheesesteaker August 23, 2006

Peruvian Cheesecake 

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.

Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.

Peruvian Cheesecake by Carpetmuncher. October 9, 2013

Canadian Cheesesteak 

A rare Canadian delicacy made by spreading Cheez Whiz (or any like processed cheese spread/aerosol cheese spray) into the crevice of a Canadian stripper's pressed labias. Typically it is consumed immediately after preparation, before expulsion from the Champagne Room occurs.

Shit-faced and starving, Jim became crestfallen when he discovered the Foxxx Hole's vending machine was completely devoid of nourishment, the only item remaining being tampons. Fortunately, Jim remembered the emergency jar of Cheez Whiz he kept in his coat's inside pocket, and, after giving Caprice his last $20, was able to satisfy his hunger with a fresh, juicy, dripping Canadian Cheesesteak, bean sprouts on the side.

Canadian Cheesesteak by Corey McCutcheon May 22, 2008