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CheeseOnToast 

Term commonly used to describe a traditional english breakfast.

It also gives reference to a young, female gamer, most likely of Northern UK origin, who revels in online gaming, living and breathing on IRC, talking about sheep and cows and her field, and giggling uncontrollably at other gamers through TeamSpeak.
Melly was referred to as CheeseOnToast, as befitting the common description.
CheeseOnToast by Aco October 21, 2004
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Cheesetoast 

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

Origin:

Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.
I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.
Cheesetoast by Confuction October 19, 2020
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Cheeseandtoasteed?

A word used by member of staff in Subway or sandwich artists used as a timesaving substitute for "Would you like Cheese on your sandwich, sir? Would you like me to heat it up in the toaster for you?"
Customer: Asixinchmeatballmarinaraonitalianherbsandcheese please.
Sandwich Artist: Cheeseandtoasteed?
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026