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cheesepuff 

An individual that puts on a bigger front than he really has. Same as a braggart, but less savory.
Don't let that cheesepuff bullshit you.
cheesepuff by tradesman March 31, 2003

Cheesemuffin 

you lookin fine my little cheesemuffin!

what would i do without my cheesemuffin.

Wanna be my cheesemuffin!?!?!?

cheekpuff 

When lesbians engage in a 69 sitiation and the other farts in one's mouth causing a sudden cheek expansion.
"Omg, did you just fart in my mouth? Your fart was so big my cheeks looked like I was a member of the hubba bubba club."

"Yes dear it's the latest sex move the cheekpuff "
cheekpuff by Sarah's neighbour September 22, 2021

cheese puff

A sensational snack eaten for pure snacking or can be thrown at other people to show affection. And the person cheese puffed must show a good sign to the cheese puffer so he/she can get the OK to date or possibly kiss.
Man, this cheese puff is good.

OR
Joe:Arlan just cheese puffed her.And she laughed
Bob:OMG!! Seriously?! Ricky's gonna be pissed.

cheese puff

to place one's mouth over the butthole and blow a short, powerful blast of air into the anus.
my rusty trombone was immediately followed by a cheese puff.
cheese puff by gsodthecluck July 24, 2009

cheese puff dick

A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.
"Why does your room smell like shit?"

"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."

"How was it?"

"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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