A dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. They like to stick their penises into small spaces and jizz everywhere, when the jizz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance
A cheesy-like residue found anywhere within a meter of human genitalia. Usually of a sharper taste and smell than regular dick cheese. Leading to the endearment "Old Cheddar Head". Some people contend that dick cheddar is the source of the originalcheese ball.
Grandpa's shorts were so impacted with dick cheddar, our dog, Pooner wrestled them from him and buried the nasty garment out back, behind the shed.
Chedda Dick is when somebody got the Chedda and they packing but its also when somebody is a fucking Chad and you would go snowboarding with him and and his freind josh. Also known as the cheeseman if they are bitch and their feelings get hurt.
Josh: Did you see Drew?
Donovan: Yeah he's got the chedda dick.
Drew: Heyy its the cheeseman