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A dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. They like to stick their penises into small spaces and jizz everywhere, when the jizz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance
Jeff you fucking cheddar dick!!11!1!
by Pubertus June 17, 2008
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