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A mix of a tryhard, goody goody, and suckup.
If you wear an earth day shirt on earth day, you are a cheddardick.
by Jszpekman June 21, 2017
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A dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. They like to stick their penises into small spaces and jizz everywhere, when the jizz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance
Jeff you fucking cheddar dick!!11!1!
by Pubertus June 17, 2008
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An individual who is constantly messing with and disrespecting other people’s property.
Jack came over to my house and lost my chapstick; he is such a cheddar-dick.
by Doctorgaythanson April 17, 2018
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Someone who puts on a false veneer of uber politeness to strangers, great aunts, and authority figures. Insincere sweetness. A suck up. Those who employ this technique can be referred to as a "cheddardick".
"How the hell did Bill get that promotion? The guy is a total fucking idiot!"
"He cheddardicked his way to the top!"
by fugglesnugler June 14, 2016
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A man who is not circumcised. All men that have foreskin, and all foreskin smells like cheese.

When someone is being a total pussy and acting weak and maybe even gay.
"Most British men are cheddar dicks."

by Aaron B. D. December 30, 2007
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