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Cheddardick 

Someone who puts on a false veneer of uber politeness to strangers, great aunts, and authority figures. Insincere sweetness. A suck up. Those who employ this technique can be referred to as a "cheddardick".
"How the hell did Bill get that promotion? The guy is a total fucking idiot!"
"He cheddardicked his way to the top!"
Cheddardick by fugglesnugler June 14, 2016
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cheddar dick 

A dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. They like to stick their penises into small spaces and jizz everywhere, when the jizz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance
cheddar dick by Pubertus June 17, 2008

Cheddar-Dick 

An individual who is constantly messing with and disrespecting other people’s property.
Jack came over to my house and lost my chapstick; he is such a cheddar-dick.

Cheddar Dick 

A man who is not circumcised. All men that have foreskin, and all foreskin smells like cheese.

When someone is being a total pussy and acting weak and maybe even gay.
Cheddar Dick by Aaron B. D. January 19, 2008