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The Cheatwood Erection
The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.
How hot was that girl you fucked last night?
Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.
Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.
The Cheatwood Erection by Tent Condom September 25, 2008
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Chelwood
A Chelwood is a rare species of the indigenous ape family. These primates traditionally have very small genitals and are known to commonly scratch, not their genitals, but rather the forefront of their most likely hair covered chest. It is a common known fact that one may contract Swetmanitis by coming in contact with a Chelwood’s testicular region. This disease affects a few number of people per year due to the fact that Chelwoods are rarely seen naked. But if one should come across an unclothed Chelwood it is best to make much noise so as to frighten the Chelwood into retreat. If this is ineffective, then the next course of action should be to run in the opposite direction while screaming, “Damnit Chelwood!”
Chelwood by Rufus Cogburn December 10, 2006
cleastwood
GANGSTA: Hey Asshole, what are you doing on our turf?
CLEASTWOOD: (SlimJim clenched in teeth) This is my new front yard, punk. Now, you can blow away all by yourself, or I can blow you away. (two pistol barrel bulges appears in center of macho-poncho)
GANGSTA {& homie}: SSShhhiiittt!!! {they run away!}
CLEASTWOOD: (SlimJim clenched in teeth) This is my new front yard, punk. Now, you can blow away all by yourself, or I can blow you away. (two pistol barrel bulges appears in center of macho-poncho)
GANGSTA {& homie}: SSShhhiiittt!!! {they run away!}
cleastwood by Marty Robbins January 1, 2007
Chitwood
A Chitwood is a person that when you need them the most they fail you. IE If you are in a bad car accident and your family is in New York and they need to be contacted they are trying to get the doctors to pull the plug and fuck your girlfriend. Would most likely fuck your dog if you have one.
Chitwood by Scott Proffer January 15, 2023
Catwood
Catwood by pdubintheclub February 3, 2010
Chawoodle
Chawoodle by FeskerWood October 9, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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