Chatswood

A suburb located on the lower north shore and the common meeting and mating ground for Private school and public school plebians. Some may partake in the Asian side of Chatswood (which is literally all of Chatswood) whilst others loiter in dodgy parks. Recently, Chatswood has started trying to become bigger as to steal Macquarie Shopping Centres' spotlight.
Literally every train goes there, so it is always a meeting spot and a very common date spot with your Korean cafes, the underground library and Chinese hotpots.

Common name it goes by includes Chatswong and for private school kids: chatty.

Kids try to exploit the system of the cheap pool tables in Strike and the secret korean karaoke centre.

Privvy: Hey meet in chatty later?
Pleb: Chatswood?
Privvy: yea, lets go karaoke at that korean place and then go hotpot

by potatothecommunist September 24, 2019

Chatswood

An adjective used to indicate that the user is shirking tasks or avoiding work

"I'm having such a Chatswood week!"

by Punzi December 9, 2008

chriswoodsexual

Been attracted to the hottest man alive, know as Chris wood. Many chriswoodsexuals would pay to let him run them over.

Hey what’s you sexuality.

Chriswoodsexual

by Chriswood January 1, 2021

South Charnwood High School

A nice place, if you ignore the broken down buses, the seagulls, the muddy field, the rain, the plaque of a bull with a massive ballsack and the trampled fences.

Kid 1: Look, a seagull!
Kid 2: Eat it, it's better than the food here served at South Charnwood High School.
Kid 1: Okay.

by NotInferno045 January 9, 2020

chatswong

The colloquial name for the suburb Chatswood, on the lower north shore of Sydney, Australia.
It refers to the predominance of Asians in the area.

chatswong is full of asians.

by hgjghj March 30, 2008

chatsworth

noun. a town located in the northwest of the san fernando valley. chatsworth borders on the hills that make up the north edge of the valley. It is next to west hills, canoga park and northridge.

Chatsworth is home to the largest porn industry in the world (vivid entertainment, legend video, etc.). check your porn, i bet a bunch of it was produced and printed/distributed from this very town!

Their freeway is the 118. in the hills there are some rich-ass communities, some gated ones, some not. on the valley floor things are pretty middle class.

for some reason lots of the news stations measure the temperature of the west valley (or sometimes even the whole valley) in chatsworth.

when you hear about someone "filming a movie" in "a mansion in chatsworth" you know it's worth peeking over the fence for a bit

see also "mansion in the valley"

by Olly J March 14, 2005

Chitwood

A Chitwood is a person that when you need them the most they fail you. IE If you are in a bad car accident and your family is in New York and they need to be contacted they are trying to get the doctors to pull the plug and fuck your girlfriend. Would most likely fuck your dog if you have one.

I needed help but Spencer is a Chitwood so not only am i alone now i have no friends - Proffer

by Scott Proffer January 15, 2023