Fake tits on an African-
American transsexual/
transvestite (also referred to as a Cheadle). Named after acclaimed actor Don Cheadle, for whom most black trannies resemble in a feeble attempt to look feminine.
You'd have thought the Adam's Apple would've tipped me off, but it wasn't until I reached under her
shirt and her Cheadles popped out that I figured out "Candace" was most likely Barry, the black network
tech from the 3rd
floor.