Choadles

1) Barnacles That Grow On Your Testicles.

Man You've got a bad case of Choadles.
I've gotta get rid of these Choadles.

by J Cobra October 20, 2008

Chodles

A popular nickname for friends who are as wide as they are tall and has a buzzed head, making him look like a chode.

A Chodles is usually shy around the opposite sex and goes creeper status when drunk.

Boy: "have you met my roommate yet?"

Girl: "what does he look like?"

Boy: "he is pretty short, just as wide as he is tall, and his hair is buzzed."

Girl: "OH! that little Chodles over there with his hand on that girls shoulder all creepy like?"

Boy: "Yep! thats him!"

by Slik Rik December 8, 2009

chondles

tunes (from choons), or indeed cheers, alternatively.

'chondles for the fags maaaate.'
OR
'here, go put on some chondles'

by Danby February 13, 2009

Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

by A Friend August 7, 2003

Choadess

ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.

When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.

by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011

Choadle

Choadle: (v) 1)To choke oneself while simultaneously kicking oneself in the taint. This is acheived by applying both hands to ones throat and squeezing tightly. Then, in a hopping motion, jabbing a heel into the crotchel region. Often demanded by a superior, as punishment, for a grievous failure 2) An auto-erotic exercise.

"Goddamn it Brian, you burned that shit three times! Go stand in the corner and choadle yourself!"

by Uncle Chicken February 5, 2012

choadesack

term for a asshat, douchebag, or a fucktard.

He is such a choadesack

by maxertx June 24, 2009