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Charlesss 

Literally the sweetest, smartest guy ever. He’s so hot. Tall, blonde and fit. Their smile will make you melt. They send the cutest texts and will have your heart beating out your chest whenever they say I love you. Very athletic and will care about you no matter what. They tend to want thing to be perfect and may not like it if you say the wrong thing. Not very good at taking apologies and may lie to you to make you think differently about them. But other than that they are flawless. Perfect, hot, nice, funny, and popular. They have a endless list of friends and know everybody. Will keep his eyes on one girl but may flirt with others. Can get easily jealous of his friends, but he tries to hide it. He needs a good gf or best friend by his side to help him thru things. Best guy to date for a long time because they will help you, be there for you, and will let you know they love you everyday. They are little shy, so sometimes you will ahve to make the first move. But mostly they try to stand by their manlyness. They are show offs and will flirt the hell out of you if the want you badly. May even choose you over his friends, so sometimes it’s up to you to tell him he can go hang out with his best friends. He won’t let you go unless he really wants to. But when he does, it may be hesitant on telling you why. He will leave you crying, while he doesn’t care. But after a break he may come back around and try to get you back even if your in another relationship.
That guy is such a Charlesss he’s so nice and hot
Charlesss by Sarahmayyy January 12, 2019
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Charles Grassley 

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.
Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.

The Charles Effect 

An effect named after Charles Leclerc the Formula 1 driver from Monaco. Who started a trend of wearing bandanas within the Formula 1 community. The effect is often recognised by looking stylish, "Holly Molly" and handsome with a bandana in your hair.

Charles Calvin 

A guy with the greatest plans.His plans are ramming his helicopter into things.
Person 1:Hey Charles Calvins plans are the worst.
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff
Charles Calvin by SofiaBandita September 2, 2020

Charles Lee 

instead of me e promotes Charles Lee makes him second in command

im a general WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Charles Lee by Tenko ouma January 5, 2019

charles boyle 

Detective on Brooklyn 99. Hardworking, loyal foodie with a people pleasing complex. Has an adopted son, Nikolaj. Jake Peralta’s best friend and ultimate peraltiago shipper.
Is that Charles Boyle? I hear he rear-ended the hearse at his uncle’s funeral...oops

Charles Head Guy

AKA - “CHG”

A man with a relatively large amount of local fame within the Philly-area Yik Yak community, known especially for his frequent posts and responses in which he offers to give head to essentially any anonymous yikyak user with a penis who comes across his offerings. Additionally, he is known to meet people accepting his offers in one specific Library. His primary (or “real-life”) identity is publicly unknown, and the symbol of an egg emoji with a green background (his personal version of type of symbol given to YikYak users to give them a unique, faceless identity on the app alone) is the only feature that makes him recognizable on the app as the real Charles Head Guy. In legend, some (and potentially many) people have met Charles Head Guy to accept his offerings of quick and easy head.

Charles head guy is often referred to as “CHG”, an acronym for his official alias.
I can’t believe Charles Head Guy is trying to meet up with someone at 3 AM on a Wednesday. CHG is a madman.
Charles Head Guy by Stinky Chub December 30, 2021