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Charles IV 

Charles IV, king of Bohemia and Holy Roman Emperor, had a long and successful reign. The empire he ruled from Prague expanded, and his subjects lived in peace and prosperity.

When the Emperor died, the whole Empire mourned. More than 7,000 people accompanied him on his last procession.

The heir to the throne of the flourishing Empire was Charles' son, Wenceslas IV, whose father had prepared him for this moment all his life. But Wenceslas did not take after his father. He neglected affairs of state for more frivolous pursuits. He even failed to turn up for his own coronation as Emperor, which did little to endear him to the Pope. Wenceslas "the Idle" did not impress the Imperial nobility either.

His difficulties mounted until the nobles, exasperated by the inaction of their ruler, turned for help to his half-brother, King Sigismund of Hungary. Sigismund decided on a radical solution. He kidnapped the King to force him to abdicate, then took advantage of the ensuing disorder to gain greater power for himself. He invaded Bohemia with a massive army and began pillaging the territories of the King's allies. It is here that my story begins.
Person 1: Henry's come to see us!
Person 2: He's feeling quite hungry.
Person 3: Charles IV was a great king.
Charles IV by Henry of Skalitz June 10, 2024
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Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV 

Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV, also known as "Black Francis", is the lead singer, guitarist, and front man for the influential 80's rock band, Pixies. The band disbanded in the early 1990's because of disagreements between him and female bass player, Kim Deal.
"Dude, Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV is not even human!"

"I know, he screams like a pitbull is chomping on his fucking balls. Radical."

Charlesie 

A beautiful girl who never gives up. She doesn't leave her friends, no matter what stupid things they do. She's always happy and trying to make the people around her laugh and find joy in life. She always says random things that pop into her head. She's creative and smart and kind and leaves you laughing about random things hours after she's said/done them. A truly amazing friend, and an even greater best friend. If you don't have one of her, go find one!
Charlesie
Charlesie by Misaki Tansho January 12, 2012

Charlesin 

Yo, we charlesin later?
Word, I'm going to hit up the state liquor jawn and we can get started charlesin around 11.
Charlesin by Chip baby December 29, 2008

Charlesie 

She's that cool girl in the English class that really enjoys drawing.
'Hey Charlesie, when will u have your presentation about New York?'
'I won't.'
Charlesie by CatManAndy May 23, 2022

Charlesing 

Reading someone's mind with scary accuracy. Even more true if the thing that was mind read was so far out of left field that it feels like Professor X was sitting by in his wheel chair probing your inmost thoughts. Likely, the charlesing will be reoccuring and become an irritation. It's a creepy bonding experience.
(Guy 1 thinks of ordering a pineapple and pepperoni pizza)

Guy 2: Man, I'm crazy hungry. Let's order some weird-ass pineapple pepperoni pizza or something.

Guy 1: Quit charlesing me, bro!
Charlesing by Psystar October 1, 2011

charlesing 

To masturbate in a public area such as school or the office. Those who participate often will not care or have little regard for the look of disgust on their peer's faces.
"Oh my God, did you see that guy charlesing? I am NEVER shaking HIS hand!"
charlesing by brdof hrms April 2, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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