cerebrity n (Lat. cerebrum, brain; cf. celebrity) Ð a brainy, cerebral person who is emotionally dry, detached and restrained; a famous, well-publicized intellectual.
I try to avoid meetings with such cerebrities. All they have to say is in their books.
Guy #1: "dude can I borrow your charger?"
Guy #2: "uhh, what percent are you at?"
Guy #1: "32"
Guy #2: "I'm at 26 man, I need it more."
Guy #3: "guys I'm at 13, I've got Chargority over you."
Guy #2: "you're right man, take it."