Chaink Sploon

Going a long time without masturbating, then overloading on ejaculation.

I went a full week and didn't jerk it once, but then tonight, I Chaink Splooned

by Uncle Sally April 1, 2017

Chanksploon

A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.

'Yo, Dude, I Totally Chanksplooned Your Mum's Face .' - Phil, Age 28

by ilovethewaydanhowells January 2, 2016

chanksploon

verb｜The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan

I'll chanksploon your mum's face.

by danlester June 9, 2016

Chanksploon

Phil Lester's innocent version of fucked.

"I Chanksplooned your mum last night."

by Heart_eyes_howell March 4, 2016

chanksploon

hug someone so tight that they die

"I'll chanksploon your mum" (something like that) -Phil lester

by @nikki.c_ on insta March 4, 2016

Chanksploon

A SWEAR word commonly used instead of Fuck to hide from others you swearing. The origin of this word is from a place called Amazingphil. You could call someone a ChanksploonER if say you wanted to describe them as a BITCH,CUNT,WANKER and PRICK.

Steven:"What up Chanksplooner."
Blobby:".........(crying)"

by Danielbilbo November 18, 2016

chanksploon

To shove a spoon up someone's ass

I chanksplooned your mom-Phil 2k15

by Sooper salamander April 13, 2016