Chaink

(N) Somebody who's a complete dumbass that spews out nothing but utter bullshit from their mouth and believes that their shit will be taken to be correct or truthful by those who they tell.

(Adj) A creative way to call someone a little bitch, a jerk, someone who lacks self-awareness and an asshole.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear that guy? What the fuck was he talking about??"
Person 2: "Oh yea. He's a chaink.."
by gregbot123 February 11, 2020
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Chaink Sploon

Going a long time without masturbating, then overloading on ejaculation.
I went a full week and didn't jerk it once, but then tonight, I Chaink Splooned
by Uncle Sally April 01, 2017
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Chainking

The act of someone repeatedly tugging a metal chain through someone's anal canal in a similar fashion to pulling the pull start on a lawn mower.
Person 1: I found this big long metal chain, what would you like to do with it?
Person 2: Do you want to do some chainking?
by TittyDiddler33 April 21, 2024
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