cephalopod 

A speedball made of xanax, Oxycontin, Focalin and just a pinch of coke!

"Dude, did you see Nicole?"
"yeah man, she was fucking faced off dose' cephalopods!"

cephalopod by donsanman April 13, 2010

Cephalopod 

Someone who handsome and graceful when no one is watching. When they notice they are being watched, they get sketchy, skiddish and clumsy. They are well endowed and multitalented and adaptive to most situations. Determined to accomplish nothing due to their ADHD taking over every 4 seconds

They change their appearance frequently( hair colour, clothing- multiple times a day) .

Wow, look at John over there! Damn is he ever talented.

He’s definitely a cephalopod.

Cephalopod by Djonibot January 12, 2024

bespeckled cephalopod 

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic

Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.

bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

Cephalopodsexual

When you wanna FUCk a squid

Lee: I wanna fuck a squid, i’m a cephalopodsexual

Cephalopodsexual by Bunnyyyuuu January 23, 2019

cephalophelia

When one has sexual relations with a member of the cephalopodus family.

My father has committed cephalophelia, after being caught having sex with an octopus

cephalophelia by Mike Scott, regional manager October 14, 2019

Cephalopodophile

An individual who engages in sexual acts with a Cephalopod i.e. a Squid, Octopus, Baby Kraken.

This act is mostly displayed in hentai where it is kind of hot and a little bit funny. In real life however, it's just gross because most Cephalopods are slimy and moist.

You watch so much Tentacle Hentai that you may as well be a Cephalopodophile, seriously, it's becoming a problem

Cephalopodophile by Max Harley September 9, 2010

Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc)

a kid who trys to use stuff from the pass to guilt trip/insult others (mainly rubber mittens) and has innacurate information such as his urban dictionary post about rubber mittens. He also says that rubber mittens shouldnt have admin when in reality he has worked hard and rowelt should be banned

Rubber Mittens: *exists*
Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc): YOU SHOULDNT HAVE ADMIN

Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc) by Rubr Mitns June 1, 2017