cephalopod

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A speedball made of xanax, Oxycontin, Focalin and just a pinch of coke!

"Dude, did you see Nicole?"
"yeah man, she was fucking faced off dose' cephalopods!"

cephalopod by donsanman April 13, 2010

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Cephalopod

Someone who handsome and graceful when no one is watching. When they notice they are being watched, they get sketchy, skiddish and clumsy. They are well endowed and multitalented and adaptive to most situations. Determined to accomplish nothing due to their ADHD taking over every 4 seconds

They change their appearance frequently( hair colour, clothing- multiple times a day) .

Wow, look at John over there! Damn is he ever talented.

He’s definitely a cephalopod.

Cephalopod by Djonibot January 12, 2024

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bespeckled cephalopod

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic

Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.

bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

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Cephalopodsexual

When you wanna FUCk a squid

Lee: I wanna fuck a squid, i’m a cephalopodsexual

Cephalopodsexual by Bunnyyyuuu January 23, 2019

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cephalophelia

When one has sexual relations with a member of the cephalopodus family.

My father has committed cephalophelia, after being caught having sex with an octopus

cephalophelia by Mike Scott, regional manager October 14, 2019

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Cephalopodophile

An individual who engages in sexual acts with a Cephalopod i.e. a Squid, Octopus, Baby Kraken.

This act is mostly displayed in hentai where it is kind of hot and a little bit funny. In real life however, it's just gross because most Cephalopods are slimy and moist.

You watch so much Tentacle Hentai that you may as well be a Cephalopodophile, seriously, it's becoming a problem

Cephalopodophile by Max Harley September 9, 2010

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Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc)

a kid who trys to use stuff from the pass to guilt trip/insult others (mainly rubber mittens) and has innacurate information such as his urban dictionary post about rubber mittens. He also says that rubber mittens shouldnt have admin when in reality he has worked hard and rowelt should be banned

Rubber Mittens: *exists*
Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc): YOU SHOULDNT HAVE ADMIN

Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc) by Rubr Mitns June 1, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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