Cephalopod

Someone who handsome and graceful when no one is watching. When they notice they are being watched, they get sketchy, skiddish and clumsy. They are well endowed and multitalented and adaptive to most situations. Determined to accomplish nothing due to their ADHD taking over every 4 seconds

They change their appearance frequently( hair colour, clothing- multiple times a day) .
Wow, look at John over there! Damn is he ever talented.

He’s definitely a cephalopod.
by Djonibot January 12, 2024
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