Based on Centown, one of the biggest railway servers in the popular game Minecraft, centownish describes a railway line that has poor dwell time at stations (less than 10 seconds), high accelerations (higher than 4.3 kph/s for a heavy rail line), high fares for a medium distance (50$ for a 4km ride) and is unrealistic and roller coaster-like in general.
Yesterday, I rode this 2km line on Centown, it reached 300 km/h in 4 seconds and I got a $36 fare... So centownish.
To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.
This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
"He totally Cantoned that joke."
Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"
Example 2:
Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
A great person in general. A Godly female who is the best at everything she puts her mind to. She is also the best for romance. she loves to have fun and she is wifey material hands down. she is good with children and loves to laugh. if you have a Centonia, KEEP her and never let her go.
i have a Centonia and i willneverlet her go she caters to me and i love her for it
Noun, An element made of pure cunt. This element is found within all who possess the cuntishness, cuntaceousness, cuntbaggery, and omni-cuntasticness found in all true cunts. Highly radioactive and definitely unstable.
"Jesus fucking Christ, she's running on pure Cuntonium power tonight."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!