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A great person in general. A Godly female who is the best at everything she puts her mind to. She is also the best for romance. she loves to have fun and she is wifey material hands down. she is good with children and loves to laugh. if you have a Centonia, KEEP her and never let her go.

i have a Centonia and i will never let her go she caters to me and i love her for it

Centonia by sensationalover22 November 5, 2012

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CUNTONIAN

Adj., resembling a cunt (in the negative sense of the word)

Martha is such a bitch; she has cuntonian tendencies.

CUNTONIAN by Brett R. August 16, 2006

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Centoni

large gay man with a little dick and is hella tall. is a loser and likes to play with himself at school and hump any female in his path.

S: god that guy is such a centoni
K: Foshizzle

Centoni by xhollisterluv1045 February 20, 2009

Cuntonian

A cuntonian is a really bitter evertonian who has liverpool football club living rent free in their tiny brains. They live life from day to day wishing horrible thoughts about the red shite. Sadist cunt and evertonian combined to make cuntonian

A really bitter Everton fan, want a Cuntonian

Cuntonian by Sheepwelshbumbag May 13, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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